The Cyclist Grim

On a rainy day, after days of intense development, its time to deploy my Anti-shard device on the Trail.

Cunningly designed to slip under the bike rack and run along the cross bar unobtrusively. Held in place by bungy cords, for a quick draw.

The Peace [of mind] Maker is revealed to the wide world. My sawn off broom with stubby bristles and reinforced head, hits the shards hard, and sweeps them aside... like raindrops on denim.

Ok, so there is still some blistering work to be done,

Meanwhile nature itself, has entered the fray, deciding to cover this glassy blight, with hanging branches and nibbling away at the very edges of the trackl, even going so far as to grow long tall fronds into the very centre of the trail - from both sides.

Each wet slap of a branch, or brush with the stinggies "It fscking pisses us off , Yes-s-s it does my Precious, Yes-s-s"

So I'm thinking to myself, 'Phase II should include Horticultural Implements, especially those of a long and pointy nature - with sharp edges.

There is after all, space on the other side of the rack.

A Scythe would not only look amazing, but its the size of your blade that earns respect in No_Mans_Land.

Black cycling garb, I already have a white[ish] bike.

So beware the Cyclist Grim and his sawn off Reaper[ and broom], and an hour-glass in the spokes!

I think we have this years red0nose-day sorted....

\Maes

P.S. The Scabs are off: see "Epidermis by the wayside"